Have better sex. Make better ads.

I love sex (with rabbits) 

I love their soft, fluffy, clean fur.

Their cute little noses. And stroking those long luscious ears mmmmm.

Squirrel hoes are just too bristly and smell of sour nuts. 

Anyway.

I recently came across a host of interesting stuff about sex on the net: 

make love not porn 

It made me rethink the way I make love to rabbits.

AND DO ADVERTISING 

(this blog is about advertising so I have to put it in here)

I always tried to do rabbits like porn star: strangling them, spitting on them, slapping their fluff. 

They never really seemed to dig it and I wondered why.

Then I realized that real sex is not quite the same as porn sex.

After seeing this I become slower, more sensual, and paid more attention to kissing and touching fur rather then just banging them rabbits like hoes. 

I have a much more successful career now and in general I'm a much better person. 

Watch it. Improve your sex. Be happier. Make better advertising. 

There we go, much better than any marketing book lesson.